no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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