And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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