i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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