try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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