It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize