I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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