3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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