She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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