so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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