I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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