i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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