yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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