Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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