he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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