Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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