shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
4 words: hood of his car
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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