She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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