sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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