I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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