Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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