don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Randomize
