i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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