Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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