And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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