found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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