remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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