I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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