thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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