Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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