she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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