i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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