There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize