We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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