I accidentally had phone sex last night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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