My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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