Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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