how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
