Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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