Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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