I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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