it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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