3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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