I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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