yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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