how can u be prego again
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
