An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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