i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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