I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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