he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
