did you get engaged???
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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