Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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