I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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