Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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