quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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