im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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