Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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